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Virtual Office DogSubmitted by Go Overseas on 04/19/2018.
Job Position:
Virtual Office Dog
Job Description:
Go Overseas is looking for a virtual office dog (or two or three?) to join its team! You'll be responsible for improving human morale and keeping the office floors crumb-less and Zoom meetings fresh as we continue to work remotely.
Responsibilities:
- Enthusiastically welcomes teammates when they arrive for work in the morning (and any other time they walk in the door)
- Diffuses stressful meetings by providing kisses
- Occasional presence required on video calls
- Cleans food messes quickly and efficiently
- Keeps team on a tight leash
Requirements:
- Smells OK
- Sits, stays
- Basic knowledge of "
Roll Over"
, "
Fetch"
, and "
Shake"
- Tolerates occasional festive costumes
- No barking or whining (also applies to humans)
Nice-to-haves:
- 1+ year experience in a similar role
- Photogenic
- Cuddler
- Retrieves office slippers on command
- BA/BS or equivalent pedigree
Benefits:
- Treats dependent on experience and skills
- 2 walks per day
- 10 new best friends